eds backoffice labs · the bank of you
you don't pay in dollars.

you pay in
hours of your life.

everything you buy has a second price tag. let's print yours.

the bank of you · est. the day you were born

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the bank of you · life currency note
this note is legal tender for hours you will never get back
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hours of your life
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the bearer is hereby certified: window shopper
memo:the till is open.

for entertainment only. not financial advice.
ceo anchor = median s&p 500 ceo pay (~$16.8m/yr) · prototype v0.1

ask Ed to make the hours work harder →
retired

game over

you just spent 40 years — your entire working life — at the register. the bank of you has closed your account and forced you into early retirement. there are no more hours left to spend.